Friday, March 23, 2007

Parenting 101

"There will be times when you want to throw your child out the window, and it's not because you're a psychopath." -Greg's advice to Bobby on being a father

"Just because you have a vasectomy does not give you permission to be promiscuous." -Greg

"Don't be afraid to spank your kids."-Greg
"Oh I will beat their ass. I ain't scared to hit a baby."-Bobby
1. tell them no
2. isolate them
3. then beat them

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