Parking Problems Solved

Top 10 Tips to Alleviate the Parking Nightmare at eCampus.com

10. Wait until 12 to come in to work, and steal people’s parking spots while they’re out at lunch.

9. Add a little excitement to your morning and park over at the Woodhill Movie Theater and walk up Codell (don’t forget to say hello to the thugs you pass along the way)

8. Park at the warehouse, walk back to the old key account rep office, open the door, wait for the train, jump on top, and jump back off in front of the new office.

7. Target 8 to 10 of your co-workers and start spreading vicious rumors about them, (something about stealing books would probably work well) they’ll get fired, and free up some spaces.

6. Park over at the warehouse, as suggested earlier today, and wait in the old accounting office, which will be converted into a nice air conditioned bus stop. Mike will drive one of the black trucks back and forth every 5 minutes from 8 to 9:30 every morning.

5. If you have a laptop, just work from home.

4. Park right in front of Sears, go in there every day and order random car parts or whatever they sell-that way you’re a customer and can park in their spaces.

3. Start carpooling with coworkers that live close to you… or on the other side of town- this will serve as a great excuse for rolling into work late…”oh it’s 11:00am? Sorry, I had to pick up Bobby in Mt. Sterling.”

2. If there are no parking spots left, take a left back out of the parking lot, drive down Palumbo, take a left on Man O’ War, and oh- look, there’s chick-fil-a. Have breakfast, come back an hour later and try again. If there still aren’t any spots- go home.

1. Skip the gym in the morning, instead thrown on your workout clothes, park at the warehouse and walk. Note- if you choose this option you will no longer have to follow the eCampus business casual dress code- you will instead get to switch to a more laid back dress code known as eCampus sweaty casual.