Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A wise man once told me...."
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