Monday, September 29, 2008

5 years...

Today is my 5 year anniversary at ecampus.com. To observe this day, I thought I'd put together a little quiz for you all. Think you know everything about eCampus.com? Take this quiz to test your knowledge! :)

Are you an eCampus.com Lifer?

1. Who is Dale Sutton?
the founder of the quotes of the day
best known for summing up the eCampus business model as: ‘the problem is that we’re trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.”
the guy who used to order the books (before Brian, and before Billy.)
all of the above

2. What were the Virtual Bookstore Managers originally referred to as?
Contract School Associates
Key Account Reps (KARS)
Virtual Adopted Contract Partners
Key Contracts Representatives

3. Who hired Claudia at eCampus?
Chris Jones
Roger Weaver
Joe Sweeney
Barry Kern

4. Who was the original Virtual Bookstore Manager?
Beth Skaggs
Courtney Sullivan
Ashleigh Holbrook
Ben Drewery

5. Leslie used to have a jelly bean dispenser in her office. It had a logo on it from which company?
Google
Commision Junction
Overture
MSN

6. Lots of eCampus weddings! Match up these maiden names with the correct eCampus brides: Sullivan, Reynolds, Elam, Hoffert, Hans, Eckhoff
Kristen, Megan, Erin, Laurel, Alicia, Amy
Courtney, Laurel, Kristen, Erin, Megan, Lisa
Courtney, Kate, Kristen, Erin, Megan, Lisa
Courtney, Kate, Kristen, Megan, Erin, Lisa

7. The Internet Marketing Office used to be known for having lots sweets. What did Greg Hillis joke about putting on the candy shelf, to test if certain executives would really eat whatever we put out?
a fruit platter
a tub of butter
brownies with ex-lax in them
both b and c

8. When would the hand scanner in the warehouse quit working?
when the sun was shining directly on it
when the warehouse reached maximum occupancy
in the winter when it was too cold
none of the above

9. A lot of eCampus employees were given nicknames. Only one from this list still works here. Which one is it?
I can’t believe it’s not Butta’
Guido
Princess
MJ

10. Which of these things never happened
the police came to eCampus to arrest a warehouse worker for stealing books and selling them back to Kennedy’s
two VBMs got caught making out in the back of the warehouse and the guy got fired, but the girl didn’t (she left shortly after out of sheer humiliation)
a developer accidentally locked himself in the IT conference room for a whole morning, resulting in the doorknob being taken off to prevent it from happening again
As a back-to-school promotion, Officer Don flew his helicopter over the eCampus Bookstore, dropping blue and yellow ping pong balls with coupons on them all over the parking lot

11. Which eCampus employees had their desks in the Internet Marketing/IT office in the warehouse at the same time?
Claudia Mack, James Kerley, Erica Ethington
Claudia Mack, Leslie Neilson, Matt Jarvis
Claudia Mack, Amy Jones, Matt Taylor
both a and b

12. Back in the day eCampus spent millions on an award winning advertising campaign. One commercial featured a college student cooking his pet in a frying pan. What animal was it?
Turtle
Goldfish
Hamster
Lizard

13. We had a Virtual Bookstore Manager for a while who shared a name with a celebrity. Who was it?
Shannon Doherty
Katie Holmes
Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Garner

14. Who’s been at eCampus the longest?
Chris Jones
Radhika Nomula
Valerie Coffey
Lisa McKinney

15. There used to be a picture on the eCampus homepage of two college girls. What did they have on their faces?
Sunglasses
Masks
Cucumbers
None of the above

16. eCampus employees are often recycled-meaning they quit, or get fired, and then end up getting hired back. Which one of these employees is NOT recycled?
Kristen Parke
Eric LaZur
Kevin Scott
Bobby Boyd

17. Who won the award for the ‘Most Pathetic Stache’ at the Stache Bash last year?
Shannon Adams
Bobby Boyd
Corey Herlihy
James Jackson

18. Which of the following pranks happened first?
JJ returned from a buyback to find his desk empty except for a bunch of cryptic clues left behind telling him where all his stuff was dispersed throughout the building
Matt Taylor found his phone hidden in the freezer
Erin and Claudia covered an IT guy’s entire cubicle in aluminum foil
Whitney’s car was stolen by her fellow VBM’s and parked at the warehouse

19. eCampus employees tend to get obsessed with the same things (books, TV shows, movies). What’s the most recent obsession?
High School Musical
Twilight series
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angel

20. What do Chris Jones, Claudia Mack, Jason Hickey, and Whitney Payne all have in common?
They have all reported to Dave Clay at some point.
The jobs they are all doing now are not their original jobs at eCampus
they have all been at eCampus for at least 3 years
all of the above

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8 comments:

Witters said...

Wow. I got a 100%. Do you believe me?

Witters said...

Wow...Caludia...5 years. That's like half a decade!

Anonymous said...

I was 80%...that's pretty good for someone who only worked there for 6 months!! :)

Chris J said...

I'm sad. I've been here this long and I can't answer everything correct?! I only got 75%

Maybe my age really is getting to me.

Jason said...

I got a 70%...hmmm.

Eric LaZur said...
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Erin Miles said...

Eric, buddy, you're "liferness"is showing

JJ said...

I got 40%. I suck.