Are you an eCampus.com Lifer? 1. Who is Dale Sutton? the founder of the quotes of the day best known for summing up the eCampus business model as: ‘the problem is that we’re trying to make chicken salad out of chicken shit.” the guy who used to order the books (before Brian, and before Billy.) all of the above2. What were the Virtual Bookstore Managers originally referred to as? Contract School Associates Key Account Reps (KARS) Virtual Adopted Contract Partners Key Contracts Representatives3. Who hired Claudia at eCampus? Chris Jones Roger Weaver Joe Sweeney Barry Kern4. Who was the original Virtual Bookstore Manager? Beth Skaggs Courtney Sullivan Ashleigh Holbrook Ben Drewery5. Leslie used to have a jelly bean dispenser in her office. It had a logo on it from which company? Google Commision Junction Overture MSN6. Lots of eCampus weddings! Match up these maiden names with the correct eCampus brides: Sullivan, Reynolds, Elam, Hoffert, Hans, Eckhoff Kristen, Megan, Erin, Laurel, Alicia, Amy Courtney, Laurel, Kristen, Erin, Megan, Lisa Courtney, Kate, Kristen, Erin, Megan, Lisa Courtney, Kate, Kristen, Megan, Erin, Lisa7. The Internet Marketing Office used to be known for having lots sweets. What did Greg Hillis joke about putting on the candy shelf, to test if certain executives would really eat whatever we put out? a fruit platter a tub of butter brownies with ex-lax in them both b and c8. When would the hand scanner in the warehouse quit working? when the sun was shining directly on it when the warehouse reached maximum occupancy in the winter when it was too cold none of the above9. A lot of eCampus employees were given nicknames. Only one from this list still works here. Which one is it? I can’t believe it’s not Butta’ Guido Princess MJ10. Which of these things never happened the police came to eCampus to arrest a warehouse worker for stealing books and selling them back to Kennedy’s two VBMs got caught making out in the back of the warehouse and the guy got fired, but the girl didn’t (she left shortly after out of sheer humiliation) a developer accidentally locked himself in the IT conference room for a whole morning, resulting in the doorknob being taken off to prevent it from happening again As a back-to-school promotion, Officer Don flew his helicopter over the eCampus Bookstore, dropping blue and yellow ping pong balls with coupons on them all over the parking lot11. Which eCampus employees had their desks in the Internet Marketing/IT office in the warehouse at the same time? Claudia Mack, James Kerley, Erica Ethington Claudia Mack, Leslie Neilson, Matt Jarvis Claudia Mack, Amy Jones, Matt Taylor both a and b12. Back in the day eCampus spent millions on an award winning advertising campaign. One commercial featured a college student cooking his pet in a frying pan. What animal was it? Turtle Goldfish Hamster Lizard13. We had a Virtual Bookstore Manager for a while who shared a name with a celebrity. Who was it? Shannon Doherty Katie Holmes Jessica Simpson Jennifer Garner14. Who’s been at eCampus the longest? Chris Jones Radhika Nomula Valerie Coffey Lisa McKinney15. There used to be a picture on the eCampus homepage of two college girls. What did they have on their faces? Sunglasses Masks Cucumbers None of the above16. eCampus employees are often recycled-meaning they quit, or get fired, and then end up getting hired back. Which one of these employees is NOT recycled? Kristen Parke Eric LaZur Kevin Scott Bobby Boyd17. Who won the award for the ‘Most Pathetic Stache’ at the Stache Bash last year? Shannon Adams Bobby Boyd Corey Herlihy James Jackson18. Which of the following pranks happened first? JJ returned from a buyback to find his desk empty except for a bunch of cryptic clues left behind telling him where all his stuff was dispersed throughout the building Matt Taylor found his phone hidden in the freezer Erin and Claudia covered an IT guy’s entire cubicle in aluminum foil Whitney’s car was stolen by her fellow VBM’s and parked at the warehouse19. eCampus employees tend to get obsessed with the same things (books, TV shows, movies). What’s the most recent obsession? High School Musical Twilight series Buffy the Vampire Slayer Angel20. What do Chris Jones, Claudia Mack, Jason Hickey, and Whitney Payne all have in common? They have all reported to Dave Clay at some point. The jobs they are all doing now are not their original jobs at eCampus they have all been at eCampus for at least 3 years all of the aboveCreate a quiz at QuizCreations.com
8 comments:
Wow. I got a 100%. Do you believe me?
Wow...Caludia...5 years. That's like half a decade!
I was 80%...that's pretty good for someone who only worked there for 6 months!! :)
I'm sad. I've been here this long and I can't answer everything correct?! I only got 75%
Maybe my age really is getting to me.
I got a 70%...hmmm.
Eric, buddy, you're "liferness"is showing
I got 40%. I suck.
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